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Noobsday Prophecy
I like a good apocalypse as much as the next person, but the 2012 doomsday prophecy seems based on a misunderstanding of precession -- the way the Earth slowly wobbles like a chubby drunky over a period of 26,000 years.

It's true that during the winter solstice of 2012, the sun, Earth, and galactic center will line up in the heavens.  But they've been doing that for the last thirty years.  Not to mention, the actual perfect alignment already happened in 1998, and nothing too freakishly catastrophic happened then.

Oh, wait.  I forgot about Windows 98...

We're all fucked.
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