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Slurred Speech #5
At Lucky Panda Happy Endings, the background music is just non-stop gongs. And the mariachi band at The Sleepy Sombrero plays nothing but "La Cucaracha." And at Chikin 'n' Chitlinz, the waiters sing old Negro spirituals and tap dance on your table while you dine.

Yes, it's a little distracting, but nothing compared to the mock slave auction during dessert.
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