Schemantics: A Webcomic Of Intelligent Weirdness

Welcome to the Schizmatic store, where you can get prints, shirts, comic collections, and in general put your money where your mouse is.

(Note: all profits from this apparent capitalist enterprise will go to funneling guns and money to the PLA: Pet Liberation Army -- housepets militantly committed to freeing benighted society from the yoke of tyrannical corporate oligarchy. Power to the Pets-ple.)

"Schizmatic Collection #1: The First Year Of Weirdness"
For a donation of $5, you'll receive the first 365 strips of Schizmatic plus commentaries as an elegant eBook to thank you for your support. Give yourself and others a good giggle/quietly-seismic-mind-blow every single day of the year.

"Schizmatic Collection #2: Weirdness Squared"
For a donation of $5, you'll receive the second year's 263 strips of Schizmatic plus commentaries as an elegant eBook to thank you for your support. Don't just double your fun. Square it.

Snag Schizmatic swag -- including prints, posters, mugs, mousepads, and puzzles. Yes, puzzles. So you have to first figure out a strip physically before figuring it out psychologically. Awesomous.

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